What's your favorite pick up line?

[SecretAgentBucktooth™]

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first :P

[IvannaFeckalot]

Does my tongue taste funny to you?

[paige&olivia]

i like your legs, what time do they open?

i lost my number, can i have yours?

is there a mirror in your pants? cus i can see myself in them

are you a parking ticket? cus you got fine written all over you !

the word of the day is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word!

if i could rearrange the alphabet, id put "u" and "i" together
**COUNTER ATTACK**
really? cus i like it the way it is now. you know, with "n" and "o" next to each other.

[CaitlinM]

are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you.

[liveemlovemelaughtt]

r u from jamaica?
cuz jamaican me crazy!

LOL that one cracks me up.

[laconfused]

a guy asks you: how would you like your eggs?
you say: fertilized.


ahahhaha...
although i guess you really wouldnt want to get pregnant..but hey.

[JustAsking]

Your drink is empty, can I buy you another one.

[georgiae]

boy: 'did it hurt?'
girl: "did what hurt?"
boy: "the fall. isn't the earth pretty far down from heaven?"

[SteveO]

you look just like my future ex wife

[blehttP]

do you like pokemons, because i want to pic-at-chu!
do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
in my alphabet there are only 25 letters because I missing U.

they're all cheesy but funny