What's your favorite pick up line?

i like your legs, what time do they open?

i lost my number, can i have yours?

is there a mirror in your pants? cus i can see myself in them

are you a parking ticket? cus you got fine written all over you !

the word of the day is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word!

if i could rearrange the alphabet, id put "u" and "i" together
**COUNTER ATTACK**
really? cus i like it the way it is now. you know, with "n" and "o" next to each other.
 
a guy asks you: how would you like your eggs?
you say: fertilized.


ahahhaha...
although i guess you really wouldnt want to get pregnant..but hey.
 
boy: 'did it hurt?'
girl: "did what hurt?"
boy: "the fall. isn't the earth pretty far down from heaven?"
 
do you like pokemons, because i want to pic-at-chu!
do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
in my alphabet there are only 25 letters because I missing U.

they're all cheesy but funny :D
 
do you have a map?
cause i keep getting lost in your eyes.

lol it's corny but that's why i like it :)
 
hi,
i lost my number..
so can i have yours?
.................................
and if i could rearrangr the alphabet,
i would put you and i together
 
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