I'm jealous of your pants cause they're all over your legs and I'm not.
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I'm jealous of your pants cause they're all over your legs and I'm not.
if i told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
are you from jamaica... cause jamaican me crazy!
ane you from tennesee? casue you're the only ten i see!
and my personal favorite...*drumrolls* so, you're a girl, huh?
So my friends are telling me to put the moves on you...
I'll let you see mine if I can see yours.
Hey, its worked in the past!
nice shoes. want to fuck?
i studied abroad in italy and one night before going out my roommates and i were randomly looking at lists of pick up lines. this one was by far our favorite and we tried it out all night. a lot of people over there don't speak much english so we just were being stupid girls and laughing the entire night.
These are funny ... some I like some I don't ! : )
http://www.pickuphelp.com/
http://www.gotlines.com/lines/cheesy.php
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
I lost my trumpet. Can I blow yours. (kinda like lol)
Bond....James Bond (lolz )
my fav is:
man to girl when hes cooking: how do you want your eggs?.... FERTILIZED???
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