If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together... just kidding I wouldn't be caught dead letting that corny ass shit out of my mouth.
How about "Are your legs tired? Because you look like you spread them a lot."
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together... just kidding I wouldn't be caught dead letting that corny ass shit out of my mouth.
How about "Are your legs tired? Because you look like you spread them a lot."
Are your parents retarded? Cuz you're so special.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Cuz you look magically delicious!
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
Arrrgh, your booty shivers me timbers!
My favorites:
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Cuz you look magically delicious!
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
Arrrgh, your booty shivers me timbers!
Are your parents retarded? Cuz you're so special.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
My favorites:
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Cuz you look magically delicious!
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
Arrrgh, your booty shivers me timbers!
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