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too bad you're not algebra, cuz i could study you all night long
are you tired, cuz you've been running through my head
Good : I was in an Automotive store one day looking for a starter for my truck when this guy walked up to me and said "I'm a painter and you have a classic beauty, one that will not fade over time!"... it was sweet.
Bad: At the sports bar I had a guy sit down next me and say "I noticed your ring do you cheat on your husband because I could help you out with that"...not so sweet.
Have u been using Windex? Because i can see myself in your pants.
did you just fart
because you blew me away
"Do you know where I can spend all this money?"
How much does a polar bear weigh?
I don't know....
Enough to break the ice. Hi, i'm Jason
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