Anyone got any good pick up lines?

[Morgan]

my friends and i are always trying to use good pick up lines. anyone got any that will just make them laugh.

[LelenD]

damn hunny did u grow up on a farm??? cuz u sure do know how to raise a cock.
are those space pants your wearing??? cuz that ass is outa this world

[brandig]

You know what'll look good on you, me

Your jeans are like a mirror, I can see myself in 'em

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was New Year's Eve, would you let me visit you between holidays?

I wish you were a door so that I could slam you all day

You have 206 bones in your body, want just one more?

Are you from UPS because I just caught you checking out my package

Wow!, nice legs, what time do they open?

[katieet:]

Your the hottest thing since sunburn.

Do you like bacon? Wanna strip (;

[cleantruck]

My mom says to choose my friends wisely, but I never listen to my Mom, so..............

[koolkel617]

" If I cry like a baby, will you breast feed me?"

Maybe it's lame- I just made it up!

[whtstrpsndblckx3]

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
I am conductinga field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Pardon me, are you in heat?!
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats fiv e.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
You make my software turn to hardware!
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

[LonelyGuy]

Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

[monkmonk11]

o you have a band ai cuz i just cut my self falling for you

[monkmonk11]

o you have a band ai cuz i just cut my self falling for you