The bell I ring to call my wife in from the kitchen to bring me food or...

[Finesse]

Don't you have a secretary to send your texts?

[grundlegootch]

Get on the same cell network. Generally texts mobile to mobile on the same network are free.

[FooligantAgaint]

...tea has broken and I was wondering? Is it too extravagant, in these difficult economic times, to spend money sending her a text message everytime I want a cup of tea or something?

[Rhythmt]

LOL - wind up merchant. I love it.

[butrfly]

not if you have free texts.

If you don't have free texts then it would probably be better to buy her a new bell. And a cute little maid outfit. That's what I am required to wear. Along with a matching thong so it's easier for him to spank me when I forget something.

[honeybee]

She probably is mad at you for having that bell. Bells are irritating and can be frustrating, so maybe you should just call her instead of ringing a bell.

[Jules]

yeah, just get unlimited text messaging on your plan

[veeron]

LMFAOOOOOOO'
i hope your joking !
if not FUCKING GET IT YOURSELF
YOU FUCKNG ASS HOLE PROBALY HAVE A SMALL FUCKING DICK TOO!
GO FUCKYOURSELF IN THE ASS , IF YOUR NOT TO REPELLED BY YOUR OWN LOOKS !

[m<3KikiKappucino<3m]

Haha, that's a good one!

Tie a piece of rope round her tooth and if she doesn't respond - TUG TUG.

[lylas4eva@ymailecom]

dont treat your wife like your maid or cook. its just lazy