things to say in a prank call?

[Unregistered]

hi this is sally from kidnap ur nabours cat, wrap it and cling film and chuk it down the stairs have u got a second to talk about ur love life!!

[Unregistered]

is ur refrigerator running??..(they answer yes) then go catch it!!!.. (they answer no) well then go fix it!!..

[prankcall_master]

i prank called a tattoo shop and i said can i get a picture of your mamas butt? then he hung up. Then i called again and he said ''STOP CALLING LITTLE BICH''!!!!!!!!!!!!

[prankster13]

(in chinese accent) Hello this is ching chang chong i work at the chinese store down in new brunswick, i just want to say tank u tank u tank u tank u tank u tank u for shopping at our chinese store. if they say you have the wrong number - - no no no i have the right number this is . . . keep making up chinese names and insisting it's the right number

hello this is kitty from the itty bitty titty committee, would you like to buy a bra?

[Unregistered]

if u get a blocked # answer like this ::::: hay this is joe the owner of joes whore house u got the dough we got the hoe ::::::: if they say ok then say for them to come to 730 well line rd. cantonment fl. 32533

[Unregistered]

Okay u can call so and so and said hi can I speak to mr bean pls they say u have wrong number and you say whatever now can I please speak to mr bean it's about his car it's in my driveway they say this is wrong number but just say that's great now I really need to speak to mr bean about his car. The person will probably hang up. Right at the end, say vegetable and hang up. Just out of randomness.