my asshole neighbour blocked my drive way - i can't get my car out now and...

[pretty_lil_sunita]

...hes not home ? that sorry excuse for a human being parked his UGLY horrendous giant 4x4 'tank' (these are not cars folks, im sorry im 199% anti 4 x4's in public places, keep them in the country rural areas - not on our frigging streets arrgh ! '>_<' *

and the twat aint home.

so I'm angry and I think i ought to shell his car with eggs and then do some poo and place it on the bonnet or something of that magnitude.

Hes got a problem with my dog, he barks at night sometimes and he goes NUTs when he sees my neighbour come into his garden - my dog just does NOT like that man at all.

also he can't stand our cat cos it sits on his extension roof and stares into his bedroom window - i caught him chucking a bowl of water at it once and I was on fire, my blood boiled and i confronted him and asked him why he did that and he remarked 'sorry love, next time i'll find some nitric acid ok ?'

is this guy being an intentional a55hole to me or am i over reacting ?

[Franklymydear]

Okay shut it and control it or you will become him! Simple solution, call the police and tell them he is blocking your drive and it is and has been an ongoing problem. Be the reasonable one and you will make him look like the bad guy. Control your language and temper and you will win the day!

[bggommconstruction]

let his tyres down leave him a letter and slap him

[BillB]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/stacykeibler/2422927611/

[andyouvotedforhim]

just call the police

easy as 123

[dumbdumb]

jack the car up and take his wheels off putting bricks under the car and see how he likes that the prick x

[Tate]

step by step instructions:

1. go to kitchen
2. take 3-4 potatoes
3. walk to car
4.insert firmly in exhaust pipe
5. take car key
6. apply to paint job scratch rigorously against door (and all over car if needed)
7. run back in house
8. call cops and report his wife/kid/friend for vandalism
9. watch neighbor come racing home
10. laugh as hard as you can

[simm101]

Get it dragged into the middle of the road and leave it to someone else to report it. If he's been drinking he'll have a tough time explaining how it got there.

[AyanTheWorld]

Hey, I had to run to the store to get some eggs... Jeez!!!!

I'll move it in a sec...

[nowitzkigurl41]

STEAL HIS CAR
....drive away as fast as you can