chuck Norris fun facts ?

[aprilnicole]

Hey everybody Merry Christmas. I'm looking for some Chuck Norris fun facts. The first person who gets the ones I like gets 10 points. Please do not provide links.

[circusmort]

Chuck Norris wants to mutilate people who's opinions differ from his.

Quote:
"If I'm elected president, I will… tattoo an American flag with the words, 'In God we trust' on the forehead of every atheist."

Some may say he's being 'funny' but I see little humor is promising to permanently scar someone just because they believe differently from me. It's like if I were to say "If I were president I'd brand every christian with devil horns and the words HAIL SATAN!".