What's the best gay joke?

• Dec 23, 2008

• #1

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Emmasj

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What medication do you prescribe to a depressed lesbian?

Trimenagain.

What's your favorite gay joke?

 

• Dec 23, 2008

• #2

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Brig

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I think that is hilarious. You win!

 

• Dec 23, 2008

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poptart

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LMAO, Emmelie wins!

 

• Dec 23, 2008

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jienneij

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lol the ladle one!!!
that's so FUNNY

 

• Dec 23, 2008

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JoeO

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Two gay men are making love and they die at the exact same time; which one goes to Heaven first, the Top or the Bottom?

The Bottom; he already had his sh!t packed.

 

• Dec 23, 2008

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michelle

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gay jokes aren't funny.

 

• Dec 23, 2008

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famous

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Turn it upside down

 

• Dec 23, 2008

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heyheyhey

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guy walks in on two lesbians in the act and for some reason thinks he's gonna get some.

 

• Dec 23, 2008

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JacobDaomniscient

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"YOU'RE GAY" OR "THATS GAY" classic

 

• Dec 23, 2008

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Emmelie:t

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Jamie invited her mother over to her house for dinner. Over the course of the evening, Jamie's mom started to wonder if there was more between Jamie and her roommate than met the eye. She had long been suspicious of her daughter's sexuality, and watching them interact made her more curious. Reading her mom's thoughts, Jamie volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sandy and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Sandy came to Jamie and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find my favorite gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"


Jamie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So she sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."


Several days later, Jamie received a letter from her mother which read: "Dear Daughter, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sandy, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sandy. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now."


Bahaha

 

• Dec 23, 2008

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bluekiwi

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HAHAHAHA i like emmilie's joke (sry if i spelt it wrong)

 

• Dec 23, 2008

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DBA

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Two gays in a lift.

One says ...."I can smell semen"

The other says "Sorry, I just farted"

 

• Dec 23, 2008

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AbundanceIsMine

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Your momma is so gay she had a gay kid! hahahahahahaha Hilarious.

 

• Dec 23, 2008

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galager360

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How much sperm does a gay guy have?
A Buttload
HAHAHAHA

 

• Dec 23, 2008

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kellys

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oh my god he's a muppet neil s anyone agree?

I thought it was funny

 

• Dec 23, 2008

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jpn540

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You want to hear a funny joke? Gay Rights

 

• Dec 23, 2008

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Dyson

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Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

A: Dress her up like an altar boy.

 

• Dec 23, 2008

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JohnM

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MICHAEL FITZPATRICK and PATRICK FITZMICHAEL

 

• Dec 23, 2008

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pandaking

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knock knock whos there me your gay

 

• Dec 23, 2008

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Tom

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well your jokes answer isnt trimenagain...its tridykagain...what do black lesbians have for breakfast...coacoa muffs