Bonkeydollocks1
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- Oct 18, 2008
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Man goes to see his doctor: "Doc. I've been banging the wife for so long and so often that she's big and loose. Have you got any suggestions?"
Doctor: "Well its a bit of a taboo subject but have you thought about fcuking her up the other hole?"
Man: " What, and risk getting her pregnant?
A local gay bar was burned to the ground last night.
The blaze was attended by 80 firefighters.... along with 40 Red Indians, 30 Construction Workers and 20 Cowboys.
My wife told me I always speak like a computer geek.
I LOL'D.
I've got a new job with the police.
You can take the piss, but I'm doing what I love, and meeting like-minded people too.
Pretending to be a teenage girl, and chatting up paedos.
I think my uncle was a ventriloquist,
He used to put his hand up my bum and tell me not to talk.
Doctor: "Well its a bit of a taboo subject but have you thought about fcuking her up the other hole?"
Man: " What, and risk getting her pregnant?
A local gay bar was burned to the ground last night.
The blaze was attended by 80 firefighters.... along with 40 Red Indians, 30 Construction Workers and 20 Cowboys.
My wife told me I always speak like a computer geek.
I LOL'D.
I've got a new job with the police.
You can take the piss, but I'm doing what I love, and meeting like-minded people too.
Pretending to be a teenage girl, and chatting up paedos.
I think my uncle was a ventriloquist,
He used to put his hand up my bum and tell me not to talk.