how is this one Bad or Worse ?

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Bad: You can't find your vibrator.
Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.

Bad: Your children are sex**lly active.
Worse: With each other.

Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism.
Worse: As a sacrafice.

Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: To join a convent.

Bad: You're arrested.
Worse: By your husband.

Good: Your postman's early
Bad: He's wearing camos and has an AK-47.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: So did the postman.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: Your wife walks in.

Good: You get tickets for the theater.
Bad: It's performance art.

Good: Your boyfriends exercising.
Bad: So he can fit in your clothes.

Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas"
Bad: For real

Good: Your daughter is on the pill.
Bad: She's 11.

Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
Bad: He weighs 380 pounds.

Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune.
Bad: It's counterfeit.

Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad: She's coming home.

[trina_purplephoenix]

lmao! really freaking funny! =>

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Lol

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