Did you come from heaven? Cause you got a niccccceee rack.
Want me to tickle your belly button from the inside?
Those pants look nice on you, but they would look better with me in between.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
And the best one of all (classic):
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.