If you were to create a religion, what would you make it?

[t@tWeirdOnet@t]

This question is mainly to see veiws of everyone and also the fact that ive already reached my daily answer limit and I'm kind of bored.

Please take this seriously I don't want pathetic answers.
So what would you make it? To follow a God or to just live life etc, get creative! Also if if you already have a religion just think of this as a hypothetical question.
Very interesting so far, but can anyone explain with abit more detail?

I like it

[kreacher92]

The best (or most successful anyways) religion, will be the one that does the most for people. in order to keep the facade of an actual religion you can have a holiday every week of the year. this also meets the first criteria what an excuse for time off? of course they're religiously related!

btw, i actually asked if a 50 holiday (arbitrary, fairly large number) per year religion would be successful. someone said something along the lines of 'add two and i'm in.' I wondered what was so significant about the other two. then it hit me: 52, one every week. and that's how i came to this answer.