If you were to create a religion, what would you make it?

The best (or most successful anyways) religion, will be the one that does the most for people. in order to keep the facade of an actual religion you can have a holiday every week of the year. this also meets the first criteria what an excuse for time off? of course they're religiously related!

btw, i actually asked if a 50 holiday (arbitrary, fairly large number) per year religion would be successful. someone said something along the lines of 'add two and i'm in.' I wondered what was so significant about the other two. then it hit me: 52, one every week. and that's how i came to this answer.