We're selling elves for 29.99 + H&S.
You'll receive it in 3-8 business days.
For express delivery, it'll only cost 6.50$ more.

You go through the process of picking the colour of the elves, clothing, etc with our friendly representatives.
We have a special price for people buying more than one elf, 2 elves for only a LOW LOW PRICE OF 40$!
3 Elves for 55!

Buy 7 Elves for 140$ and we'll pay the S&H for you!
But wait! we'll pay 20$ off your payment!

Call now, stocks are limited, refunds are only available if your elf soiled your belonging or gone off on a vicious rampage to kill all humans.

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