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    Junior Member Torim's Avatar
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    Do you like this joke? ?

    A man walking along a Californian beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish".
    The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish."
    The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to."
    The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".
    The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know what they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"







    After a few minutes God said, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge??"

    =)

    xx

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    *Laughs*

    That is, actually, rather funny.

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    Good one!

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    LOL -- good one. Haven't heard it before.

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    Saw it coming, but funny none the less.

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    thats absoloutly terrible.

    and made my boyfriend cry.

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    Very funny

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    Good, ha ha!

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    Lol

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    LOL funny


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