which are your favorite and how well do they work? and are the worst ones you have heard?
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which are your favorite and how well do they work? and are the worst ones you have heard?
The Best Is Ma Personal Favorite
Wana Phuck It Always Works Trust Me Would I Lie To U
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Well I would first ask if you would like to dance.
If you said "no" I would reply "Dance?, no I was saying you look fat in those pants."
Was your father a thief?
Cause I want to know who stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!
Ohhhh! You'd so get laid if you used that on me!
~LIS~
I'm not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bed rock.
stop staring at me like that, if you want me just say so - best
hi, i just noticed you from across the way...etc - worst
Me: Do you like orange or vanilla scented?
Her: What are you talking about?
Me: The scent of chloroform you want.
Her: What?
Me: Um... nevermind.
my favorite it: do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothees on.
my least favorite is: did it hurt? me- what? when you fell from heaven. I hate that one.
my favorite one is:
Is your last name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get
cheesy isn't it?
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