my fav is:
do you work at subway cause you've given me a footlong
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my fav is:
do you work at subway cause you've given me a footlong
you might be fat, but one night with me and i can make you big-boned
Uhg! Me U Zug Zug! Often, yes.
If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me? Seldom, and Yes.
Hey babe! What's shakin? never, and yes.
OMG! You have such pretty eyes, never, and yes.
da worst one i heard:
"hey baby did u just break a wind?...cuz you're blowing me away!"
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first! lol some guy tried to pick me up with that in a gas station...ugh, gross...
worst one : I've only got eyes for you, baby
MY FAV! : I ONLY HAVE 1 EYE....... AND IS FOR YOU!....WHERE YOU GO?
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