What are you favorite pick-up lines?

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which are your favorite and how well do they work? and are the worst ones you have heard?
 
Well I would first ask if you would like to dance.

If you said "no" I would reply "Dance?, no I was saying you look fat in those pants."
 
Was your father a thief?
Cause I want to know who stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!

Ohhhh! You'd so get laid if you used that on me!

~LIS~
 
stop staring at me like that, if you want me just say so - best

hi, i just noticed you from across the way...etc - worst
 
Me: Do you like orange or vanilla scented?
Her: What are you talking about?
Me: The scent of chloroform you want.
Her: What?
Me: Um... nevermind.
 
my favorite it: do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothees on.



my least favorite is: did it hurt? me- what? when you fell from heaven. I hate that one.
 
my favorite one is:
Is your last name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get

cheesy isn't it?
:)
 
Are you tired? B/c you've been running through my mind all night.

worst: Is that a pencil in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
 
"so r u gona give me ur number or what"
-robert t. april 2007

it didnt fly so well at that time. but he has been my bf for a year and 6 months now. i love him so much. even tho hes not that smooth lol!!
 
Hi my name is....
being a girl usually that's all it takes.

And compliments go a long way. I've used "nice shoes" a few times... and got em.

"Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?"
"I have only three months to live. .."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

I could go on and on. My BF is a wealth of useless information, like cheesy pick up lines.
 
When I was waitressing I left the bill on the table and came back to double check on the father/son combo sitting there and the father looks at me and says "I see every number on here but yours...." I thought... really? does that often work??? ewww.
 
"god you legs must hurt cos youve been running thru my mind all day."
"if u asked me how many times you'd entered my mind id say say cos you never even left ;]"
"Are you from JAMAICA cos youre JAMAIcinmecrazy" <thats THE worst lol
 
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