Wee sammy's birthday?

[loveissweetee]

wee sammy came into school on his birthday, and put his hand up. the teacher asked him what was wrong, and he said he wanted a choccy bar. She said no, nd he said

but miss!! it my birthday !!

she gav in and gave him choccy


at the eend of class he asked her if he could go 2 hers for tea, she said no, so he said


but miss!! its my birthday

she gav in

the same thing happened at home about jonny wantin to stay over, so he did.



that night she was in her bed and he was on the floor. He asked if he cud sleep in her bed and she said no and he said


but miss!! its my birthday

she gave in


he asked if he couold put his finger in her mouth, she said no nd he said


but miss!! its my birthday

she gave in

a few mins later the teacher said JONNY!! that is NOT my mouth...!!

he replied, Thats not my finger either

[IanB]

Great!...lol

[KTtNA™]

lmao damnn

[SC]

oh dear lol,!!

[Examiner]

happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me

got any choccy