- Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
- What do batteries run on?
- What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?
- What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved?
- When night falls, who picks it up?
- How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
- Why are raisins called raisins if they are only dried grapes? why not just call them dried grapes?
- If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?
- If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
- Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
- After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
- Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?
- What are imitation rhinestones?
- Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
- What do they call coffee breaks at the Lipton Tea Company?
- What do you call a male ladybug?
- Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
- What do people in China call their good plates?
- What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?

- Do clowns wear really big socks?
- What is the speed of dark?
- Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms?

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