it could work but if someone said that to me i would take it as them calling me fat and unless they were abercrombie model hott i would have to call them a fuckkasss and spit in their face
i don't... but try this one
ahem....
stand infront of her and start clapping in the air.. close to her
she'll ask, "what are you doing?"
and you'll say, "oh, i'm just keeping the bees away from my hunny"
Oh man, that's hilarious. Let me tell you a story. No lie! I was working at Walmart and this guy came in looking for some hair gel. I recommended a brand and his line was, "How about I buy it and we can try it together?". I dated him for a few months actually!