How many inches should I add to my penis when I talk about it on the internet?

[JeJe]

Three.. You always go up by 3's when you want things to be bigger.

[dunkarou]

Tell (whoever) that it's a foot long

[ThePCBlBowDown]

Measure it from your bung hole (burying 3 inches) that will give you, your actual “internet” length.

[keljo]

Be honest. Sure wouldn't be nice to let the girls down now would it??

[Will]

it depends oin how small it is( i wud suggest a repost)...and it also depends on if it is someone u no cause if it is then u shudnt lie bout it 2 save yorself frum embarasment

[mrhappysuperbowlchamp]

4" by length....2" by width....I believe that's the standard right now....

[IneedlessCowbellt®]

Well, I'd need to know what your "true" size is in order to help you formulate the "lie" size. Oops, was that wrong?

[IneedlessCowbellt®]

Well, I'd need to know what your "true" size is in order to help you formulate the "lie" size. Oops, was that wrong?

[IneedlessCowbellt®]

Well, I'd need to know what your "true" size is in order to help you formulate the "lie" size. Oops, was that wrong?

[TheSpectacularKevin]

you add one inch for every three inches you have.