A Blondes Year in Review?

January:
Took New Scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February:
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ........HeHello....Bottles won't fit in printer!!
March:
Got really excited..... Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ...... Box said "2-4 years"
April:
Trapped on escalator for hours .... Power went out!!
May:
Tried to make kool-aid ..... wrong instructions .... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June:
Tried to go water skiing .... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July:
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August:
Got locked out of my car in rain storm......car swamped because soft top was open.
September:
The capital of California is “C” ....... isn’t it??
October:
Hate M & M’s ....they are so hard to peel.
November:
Baked turkey for 4 ½ days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and i weigh 108!!
December:
Couldn’t call 911 Duh ....there’s no “eleven” button on the stupid phone!!!