My dog always chases the postman on his bike. - Should I..?

[GreylMare]

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A> Take away the dog's bike?
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B> Take away the postman's bike?
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C> {{{ Give me your best shot at an answer }}}
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[britart]

Get the dog a racing bike, then watch that postie go . wheeeeeeeeeeeee

[dumbo]

I told you not to teach that dog to ride that bike.

[whowmanno@rocketmailecom]

Get a pro trainer, my little poodle just loves all! I Pity you, its fr**** hard

[MotorheadFan]

give the dog a rifle!

[Smithy]

Arrange a date for them both, stops the chasing then.....

[RON]

Tell the postman not to deliver letters when he's 'on heat'.