Knock knock!

Who's there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Max.

Max who?

Max no difference to you, just let me in!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Yachts

Yachts who?

Yachts up, doc?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ya

Ya who?

What are you getting so excited about?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Vera

Vera Who?

Vera few people think these jokes are funny!



Actions speak louder than words (and signs) Computer Jokes
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.


When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now writes error messages for Microsoft Corporation.



Why was the computer so tired when it got home?

-Because it had a hard drive!



Signs that you need to get away from the computer

You try to enter your password on the microwave.

You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, 'What's for dinner dad?'

Your daughter sets up a web site to sell Girl Scout Cookies.

You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.