Island in the stream by Kenny Rogers is my wifes fave tune, I thinks it

[lizard_carver]

cack and illogical? The song is dire but I can't tell her, she is thinking of having a Kenny rogers Tattoo she loves him that much, I have explained that he is past it and that techincally a stream is too small to host an island, therefore the song is illogical, but she wont listen, help meeeeeeeeeeee!

[The Lemon Guy]

There's no logic to music, and that's no criteria to judge whether a song is 'good' or 'bad'.
You either like it or you don't.

Personaly I agree though, it's dog's mess.