Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
company's Party.
He didn't even remember how he got home
from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did
something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first
thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on
the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack then
sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black
eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written from his wife in red lipstick with little hearts and a kiss mark on it: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is
delicious breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,
"Son...What happened
last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk out of your mind
You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in
the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused, Jack asks his son, "So, why is everything in such
perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, your mother loves me,

breakfast is on the table waiting for me...?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time. PRICELESS