Anyone have any funny prank call ideas to prank call my friends with?

i know this one...
pranker: excuse me do u wash clothes there?
answerer:no
pranker: omg u guys are nasty

(cuz they dont wash their clothes)

oh i like to do this one
call askin for a pizza and wen they tell u sorry wrong number just say yea ill take some chicken wings 2...and wen they tell u again we dont sell pizza here tell them yea with mushrooms things like that

Call up your local fast food restaurant, order a huge meal
but using a messed up accent so they dont understand a word
you are saying, when they say they dont understand you,
accuse them of being racist and just mess about with them a
bit, maybe give a fake address or your real address, they will
send you the food and you can answer the door and be like
what :O i didnt order anything.

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Okay. so this was one Friday night at like midnight. And I called this random number and he sounded a lil drunk. So I started to fake cry and, Told him that I missed him last Saturday night and that I waited at the bar all night for him. He asked who I was, and I said "Like you Dont know!!" Then I hung up. This is the best prank call EVER!!

(607) 621-6230

Enter a competition to a zoo pass or something and call up the zoo and say "My family win competition coz' we to cheap to pay." then hang up