Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

So my neighbor has like 5 or 6 pretty big dogs. They "mark" their territories everywhere, occasionally bark all night long and harass the passing pedestrians. Now I can live with that, but a week ago they went over to my driveway and killed one of my cats. All of them at once came and treated my cat as though it were a feather stuffed pillow, and today they were about to jump into my backyard and would've done the same thing again had I not thrown stones at em'. My cats have to live in my backyard due to my family asthma problems, and I now have 4 kittens and one old one. Been here for around 3 years and never had any problems until now and the last thing I want is one of my kittens completely ripped to pieces. Taking my cats in is out of the question for my mom would literally die due to her asthma if I did. So, to get to the point, what's the quickest and most painless way to poison and kill a dog? Called a pound, no results. Owner is a bastard, doesn't listen.

like im going to tell you that, thats bad and you could end up in prison for that.

Don't let your cats wander around then.....build a back screened in porch; use a extra large carrier. Don't be a sicko.....I think they have a special place for people who needlessly kill animals.....It is called jail...you and Michael Vick can be roomies!!

Put rat poison in a bag of treats

Put rat poison in a bag of treats

ya i was wondering that too. my neighbor has a "outside" cat. you know one of thoes pets where its cute when you see it occasionaly but you outerwise dont really care about it, ya one of thoes. so i notice they went some were for the last few days and i saw the cat walking in there yard. so im generaly a nice person so i thought i might give it some human interaction. so i pet it and im not threating it or hold ing it down and it likes me. so i go into the garage and get it some of my dogs food. i put a handfull down in front of it and it looks un interested so i continue to gently pet it. then out of the blue with out a hiss or any obious warning it turns ant bites my hand! so i didnt do any thing but shoo it away untill i notice im really bleading bad. so i sweept up the food and went in side. so now im going to get it to come over andim going to put it in my deep freezer or maby ill put out some antifreez in a nice dish. i likeed the rat posin idea or my personal faf i get it in the raccoon trap with a can of tuna and take it down to the river. i think its painless but regard less that son of a bitch cat has to pay. dont get me wrong i like the people very much but what if the cat had snaped on some ones toddler? what would you do if a cat mangled your babys face? ill tell you 12 gage to the head! i am doing it a favor!

you can kill a dog very easily. put rat poison (if the product comes in a granular form mix it in a meat-ball; if it's small pillows they go merely "nude") on their paths. you should study a bit the places they like to smell & mark. pay attention not to leave any tracks: don't pay with credit card, don't buy form near-stores, don't keep the packing (don't throw it in your own garbage either!). usually rat poison contains an active substance called BRODIFACOUM. the antidot for this is a K-vitamin injection. if the neighbor suspects (in time) his dogs of being poisoned (severe lazyness, loss of appetite) a veterinarian doctor could save the dogs. a rat poison packing would normally mark the enough dose a rat /mouse needs to eat in order to die. an average rat has 200-240 grams and to find out the dose needed by a dog, multiply the rat-dose according to the neighbor's dogs weight.
good luck!

soak french bread in antifreeze

You people are all sick and should go to h***. Maybe he should poisen your cats instead. You sick f***!

Don't use antifreeze or ratpoison. They would suspect that someone killed their dogs. There are other legal poisons that are very bad for dogs and mostly untraceable. The one that works the best is macadamia nuts. Chocolate also works but you'll need a large dosage. Most nuts is poisonous for dogs. Mix the nuts into a meatball and see if it works. If the dogs are on your property and you kill them there is nothing your neighbors can do because the law is on your side.

sweet sweet jane said:

Don't let your cats wander around then.....build a back screened in porch; use a extra large carrier. Don't be a sicko.....I think they have a special place for people who needlessly kill animals.....It is called jail...you and Michael Vick can be roomies!!

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Yes, because if someone wrongs you, YOU should be the one that has to pay out money to protect yourself.

FUCK YOU SWEET SWEET JANE, I hope a dog viciously attacks you, then YOU have to pay the medical bills and YOU have to build a fence, and YOU have to stay inside and YOU have to pay for all of it.

You're such a stupid fucking cunt.

You need to take a sponge and use rubber bands to compress it into a small ball. Mix it in food or soak in blood with food. Once the dog eats the food and that compressed sponge the rubber bands will break and the sponge will expand. The dog will not die right away, but it will give it time to die at your neighbors house and not yours. Nobody will know how it died. Dogs are a nuisence and if they run and bother people they should die. To all the tree hugging PETA S--T head kiss my butt I have killed many this way. You leave me a bad coment on this and I will kill 10 more just because you pissed me off.

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You need to take a sponge and use rubber bands to compress it into a small ball. Mix it in food or soak in blood with food. Once the dog eats the food and that compressed sponge the rubber bands will break and the sponge will expand. The dog will not die right away, but it will give it time to die at your neighbors house and not yours. Nobody will know how it died. Dogs are a nuisence and if they run and bother people they should die. To all the tree hugging PETA S--T head kiss my butt I have killed many this way. You leave me a bad coment on this and I will kill 10 more just because you pissed me off.

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Yay. Im glad to see that not everyone on the net is such treehuggers. Im with you dude. Dogs that irritate people should be disposed of. Consider this a bad comment and go kill some dogs for my part.
My problem is, is that I live in a third world country and the police here doesn't bother with nuisance dogs. I live in a area near a squatter camp and there is masses of stray dogs in there. A couple of months ago a pack of these dogs attacked one of my sheep and ripped it in pieces. I then decided to retaliate with poison. I laced some cow inards with Strignien and dumped heaps of it everywhere in the squatter camp. The following week the municipality had to burn 2 truck loads of dead streetdogs. I haven't had any dog problems since.

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first off Dick, may I call you by your first name Dick? Take your anger out on the owners not the animals. I have found the best and yummiest resolution to be legal. Call the codes department. Document all infractions from the uncleaned poop in the yard to the noise and call and call and call. Where I live fines can be up to 1000.00 for not cleaning up your own yard. And don't think poison is painless do your research. Oh and one last thing do not think if you kill these animals weather on your property or not you are with in your rights, your not.
You are traceable just by leaving messages like this and don't think for one second that we wont find you.

First off, Lady Kate, I'll tell you where I live because it will be very difficult for you to trace me through my South African ISP. I live in Harare (which is in Zimbabwe) and here it is not in anyway unethical to kill a stray dog, because the people dont eat it, they'd rather eat the donkeys. Please come and visit me and you'll see how the real world looks like. You think that pets are animals that is cute and cuddly and shouldn't be harmed but I don't see them as real animals. The real animals is the wild ones that live in nature and doesn't eat out of human hands. I only own cats because they still can hunt for food and don't need human help. As for wild packs of dogs running wild through streets and endangering the small starving children, I'll kill them all and the authorities will pay me to do it. The dogs I killed didn't belong to anybody and they where a menace to the community. Maybe in England and America you would live in an world that is perfect and will dare to go outside during the night but here there is no police that will protect you. Do you know what a squatter camp is? By the way I couldn't shoot them in the streets because I might hit someone. The police shoots the dogs and baboons but that is dangerous. Strignien is the poison I used and it kills very humanely. I'm not a monster, don't judge everybody if you live halfway across the world. I'm sorry if I offended you in any way with my previous comment but don't blow a fuse if we do things differently. If it sounds like I discriminate agianst people from other countrys please excuse me. I don't think people from other counrtys are ignorent, I have many American, Brittish and Somalian Friends. I hate people that kill animals for the fun of it. I agree that an owner should be responsible for what their pets do. Please excuse my English.

you guys are soo mean and cruel to kill an animal and just becuase a cat bit you does not mean you have to kil it. My cat bites me all the time and i dont wanna kill it do i.

fine, i dont care if you do kill teb more but you will go to hell and you dont have a right to even live! you f*****g idiot!

fine, i dont care if you do kill ten more but you will go to hell and you dont have a right to even live! you f*****g idiot!

sick Motherfuckers i wish you faggets where my neighbors and tried to poison my dog i would fuck your asses up so bad and put you in an instant world of pain bitches. And believe me after multiple tours of battle to Iraq i have learned various ways to do that. Fucking bitches do something to someone that can do something back to you not to some helpless animal that doesnt have a voice and cant fend for themselves.
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silly rabbit

Poison.... spell it correctly if you want others to take you seriously.