My favourite is 'my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in'.
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My favourite is 'my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in'.
"hi, i'm a dick. I think pickup lines will actually get me laid"
a complement.
or...my personal fav....."good think i brought my library card, cause im checking you out!"
jk DONT do that. seriously though compliment her on something random like her hair or something like that =]
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