GAME (WARNING:some adult content): Would You Rather...?

PLEASE INDICATE QUESTION NUMBER THEN ANSWER: (FEEL FREE TO ANSWER ALL OF THEM)
1. have a unibrow OR have a uniboob?
(Things to consider: no surgery. no pluckage.)
2. pole dance naked around a lampost in public OR pole dance naked in front of your family?
3. watch a porno movie starring your grandparents OR watch a porno movie with your grandparents?
4. be a hobo that everyone loves OR be a rich a-hole that no one likes?
5. have a 8 inch erection for the rest of your life OR a 2 inch penis?
6. (for straight people) chop off your own foot OR have sex with a person of the same gender as you?
7. orgasm every 5 minutes OR never orgasm again?
8. have mucus made out of semen OR saliva made out of urine?
9. have sex with an average-looking hooker with vaginal yeast and herpes OR have sex with a 90-year-old woman?
10. have a disease where you burp every 5 seconds OR have a disease where you have to pee every minute?

The Aristocrats!

this is so f*king pointless and stupid. umm... how about i just stay the way i am.

1. uniboob. I could hide it
2. dance naked in public
3. watch porno with grandparents
4. hobo
5. 2 inch
6. sex
7.every 5 minutes
8. I can't even answer that one
9. 90 year old women
10. burp every 5 secs.

pretty creative questions!!

i cant decide

1. unibrow. im a guy, I wouldn't want that uniboob junk

2. family, theyre gunna find out if I do it in public

3. With, theyre both scarring but I woudnt want to actually see them

4. Rich, who cares? IM RICH!!

5. 8 inch

6. sex, gross but its only a 1 time thing.

7. 'Never

8. Semen,

9. Woman

10. Pee, (Bag)