After having dental work or getting a crown the dentist asks "how does a bite feel", being half numb I don't usually have the answer he wants but I always feel like responding with some humor (i.e I'm sure you don't want a bite :-D) (i.e. a bite is less painful than a kick or punch :-D) (i.e I've never been bitten, I don't know) (i.e I thought biting is foul play)...etc

do you have any humorous answers for this question ?