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If holidays like Father's Day only serve to remind you how pathologically dysfunctional your family can be, don't despair: Celebrity spawn have it worse! Take this video, in which famous kiddies speak out about their famous fathers. Apparently, in 25 years Shiloh Jolie-Pitt will have (maybe) slept with Brad, Suri Cruise will still be under Scientology control, and Sean Preston will be supporting dad Kevin Federline. (Love that he's got his mom's hangdog eyes). But Rocco Ritchie? Who cares! Where the hell is Lourdes?
Father's Day Of The Future For Celebrities [YouTube]
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