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    Newly married couple?

    On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple
    go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all
    showered and wearing her beautiful robe.
    The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you
    can open your robe."
    The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is
    astonished. "Oh, oh, aaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you
    are so beautiful, let me take your picture."
    Puzzled she asks, "my picture?"
    He answers, "yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next
    to my heart forever."
    She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into
    the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the

    new wife asks, "why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
    At that the man opens his robe and she exclaimes, "oh, oh, my,
    let me get a picture."
    He beams and asks, "why?"
    She answers, "so I can get it enlarged!"

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    lmao - funny!!!


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