What's yer voicemail greeting say?

[Bored Enough To Be Here]

Like, what would we hear before the beep if you missed our call?

[Alison]

I use the default message of some robot dude.

[goody2shoes]

nothing, i don't have a cellphone

[claudia]

"-mechanical voice- HELLO. -my voice recording- CLAUDIA -mechanical voice resumes- IS NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. LEAVE A MESSAGE."

something like that.

[tink]

Hi. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message, I'll TRY to call you back. Have a great day and God Bless.

[Siempre en mi corazón <3]

Hey you've reached ***-**** sorry I can't get to your call right now but if you leave a message I'll get back to you as soon as I can, thanks

[cwstuffff]

You have reached (phone number)
Thank you.

I figure if people don't know what the beep means or that they can leave a message, they're too stupid to call me in the first place.

[*Bangin' Chik*]

hi u've reached______, please leave a message, and i'll return ur call as soon as i can. thank you. bye!!

[blah blah blah]

Bondage fantisies soory but we're all tied up right now just leave a massage.

[Lurinda]

Hey this is Rin you know what to do.