Some jokes you can use when LSU is choking next week against Alabama?

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You're probably an LSU fan if ...
... You can play the LSU fight song using your armpit.
... Your wife's idea of cleaning house is throwing everything out into the yard.
... The Roto-Rooter man stops by your trailer and asks, "What's that smell?"
... You're a member of the Skoal Frequent Purchaser Program.
... You looked up your family tree and your uncle spit on you.
... You joined Alcoholics Anonymous so you can drink and use a different name.
... You looked out for #1 and stepped in #2!!!
... You won't buy a Japanese car because you're afraid you won't understand what they say on the radio.
... Your kids go to a private school and they won't tell you where it is.
... Your Granny beats you in the tobacky spittin' contests.

What do they put on the bottoms of Coke bottles at LSU?
Please open other end.

Did you hear about the two LSU students who died in the cafeteria last week? They were trying to get milk and the cow fell on them.

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That's all you can think of? Wow, that says a lot about Bama fans. =\

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Purple shirts and yellow britches, go to hell you cajun witches!

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I guess its good that the Tigers didnt loose, thoughs jokes would of made you more retarded looking than you already are. haha GEAUX TIGERS... WE WON!

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When talkin smack and callin someone retarded.. you may want to make sure you can spell first lol what a D.A..

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HAHA...NO YOU DIDNT...21-0

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AP Newsflash - LSU team still stuck in New Orleans. Apparently someone painted a 50 yard line in front of their buses

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rolltide

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Lolz does that guy watch the news? Even if he didn't watch the game he would have heard it there!!!! Wow, obviously he is not a true LSU fan!!! ROLL TIDE ROLL 21-0