I just read an answer where the sinner's prayer was copy/pasted. so..... if you read it and comprehend it and all the natural thought processes, didn't they just trick me into getting Saved™?

Oh noes!
I'm not an atheist.

Father, I know that I have broken your laws and my sins have separated me from you. I am truly sorry, and now I want to turn away from my past sinful life toward you. Please forgive me, and help me avoid sinning again. I believe that your son, Jesus Christ died for my sins, was resurrected from the dead, is alive, and hears my prayer. I invite Jesus to become the Lord of my life, to rule and reign in my heart from this day forward. Please send your Holy Spirit to help me obey You, and to do Your will for the rest of my life. In Jesus' name I pray, Amen.

But if you read it out loud, then that meas you said it.

:O