01. - Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after.
02. - You make her cry, I make you cry.
03. - Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.
04. - Bring her home late, there's no next date.
05. - Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once.
06. - No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.
07. - If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
08. - Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.
02. - You make her cry, I make you cry.
03. - Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.
04. - Bring her home late, there's no next date.
05. - Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once.
06. - No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.
07. - If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
08. - Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.