LookmaI'mfamoustt
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ACCOUNTING:
> > An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the
> > hell have you been?"
> > He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
> > "A tattoo?" she frowned, "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
> > "I got a hundred dollar bill on my peni$," ! he said proudly. "What
> > the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
> > "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his
> > peni$?"
> > "Well, one,I like to watch my money grow," he began. "Two, once in a
> > while, I like to play with my money..... "Three, I like how money
> > feels in my hand...
> > And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
here
>
> > at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!
>
> > An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the
> > hell have you been?"
> > He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
> > "A tattoo?" she frowned, "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
> > "I got a hundred dollar bill on my peni$," ! he said proudly. "What
> > the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
> > "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his
> > peni$?"
> > "Well, one,I like to watch my money grow," he began. "Two, once in a
> > while, I like to play with my money..... "Three, I like how money
> > feels in my hand...
> > And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
here
>
> > at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!
>