What men mean?

[Givemeabreak]

Haven't I seen you before? = Nice a**
I need you = My hand is tired
I want a commitment = I'm sick of mastu**ation
You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me
I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it
It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her l*** around my head
She's kinda cute = I want to have s** with her till I am blue
I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me
I miss you so much = I am so h**** that my male-roommate is starting to look good
Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood

I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you
Do you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out
Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later
I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nippl** torn off by wild dogs than see you again

[TerryG]

You must be mixing with some crazy bastards whose only true love is Mrs. Palm and her 5 lovely daughters.
And whose motto is a w4nk-a-day keeps the doctor at bay.
Reading through it again I find that my fellow man is shallower than the first reading.
Not all men have to shag every wench they clap eyes on.
You are in a funny mood today.