Yyo mamma jokes?

[David C]

If someone can give me the best mamma I have ever heard of I will give u 10 points

[DRAGON]

Yo mamma so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed an entire season.

Yo mamma so big, she drank the entire Milky Way.

[peter]

Yo Momma so short that you can see her feet on her drivers License.. Its my Fav.. Love that 1.

[steveo_mcr]

your mamas soooo dumb she thought masturbation was a karate teacher

[MrePickles]

Yo momma is so fat she laid in the ocean and Chistopher Columbus was like "Alas, it's the New World."

[xlucky-princessx]

Your Mumma so fat that she jumped for joy and she got stuck!

[geonwoo0701]

Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the shore people thought she was a ship.

Best one I can think of. lOL

[rreberry]

YO MAMma so fat she killed the person she squashing

[WOW]

yo mamma so fat, every time she drives by a fast food restaurant she starts singing, "we are family, McDonald's, Burger King and me"

[gnomie]

Your mammas so fat she has a real horse on her polo!