The Priest's Collar?

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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.

The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."

The little boy replied "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many."

The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."

The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds," and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly...but on leaving the bus, he leaned over and said, "Well, maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."
 
better than my joke. A priest was about to go home after a convention when a nun ask if she could ride with him and be drop next to the priest seminary, he agreed. While driving the priest got a view of the sister thighs as she crossed legs. After a few minutes he places his hand on the sister's thigh and the sister told him, "Father have you read psalm 1729" and the priest immediately withdrew his hand. A little later the priest places his hand again and the nun says "remember psalm 1729", and again withdrew his hand. When they arrive at the seminary and the nun bid goodbye, he immediately went to his room and get his Bible to look for psalm 1729 only to read that psalm 1729 says, " Go seek, further up, you'll find glory.
 
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