They have a lot of silly arguments but I'd say this is the stupidest by far. I'm wondering if its normal.
Basically my mum was shouting "w@nking, w@nking, that's all you ever do" "you never want sex" etc. She said "i bet you think of every woman in the whole of Scotland. Every woman but me". My dad remained silent. She went off again and said "Well i don't think of you either." My dad said something i didn't hear and she said go to your mother's house then.

My mum stomped downstairs and started dancing to the music my 10 YEAR OLD sister was playing. She told us that my dad doesn't want her. "He doesn't want this." And was trying and failing to do sexy dancing. My dad came downstairs and said stop telling the children all our private business.


My mum started screeching at him so i went to my room to escape. Is this as weird as I think it is or normal family stuff? It makes me never want to marry