We've already seen Bayern Munich manager Pep Guardiola looking confused in lederhosen, but that was just for a photoshoot. This is the real deal. This is Pep Guardiola at Oktoberfest.

"We had 27 shots and 78 percent of possession against Leverkusen yesterday and still only managed a 1-1 draw. I'm either going to drink this beer or I'm going to smash someone in the head with it."

"I choose drink..."

"I have no idea what is happening right now."

"Just keep drinking..."

"This is the biggest f***ing pretzel I've ever seen in my life."

"I still have no idea what is happening right now..."

"How did I get here? Where are my real clothes?"


"Just keep drinking..."

"H-hey that looksss likes Jose Ma-Mourinho over there. Heyyyyyyyy Jose! Howdyou — how do you like losing to me? Because that's....what you do, like, all the time. Haha. Tell Zlatan he can suck a — suck a pretzel for me. I want another pretzel. Guten tag. Haha."

"TIKI TAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"