The blatant lies thread

• Feb 21, 2013

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pawpyluv

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Post a blatant lie. It has to be a clean and completely untruthful. So if you want to make a lie up about another MAP user it should not be derogatory, insensitive, spiteful or malicious.

You can even lie about yourself. Make grand claims about yourself. Say things like "I walked to china backwards...." or "I am sure my neighbour is strange. For I modeled myself after him...."

So lie about yourself and make a grand claim, or lie about a MAP member, but place it in fun. After all, we do not want a closed thread after the fist 2 pages now.... Do we?

 

• Feb 21, 2013

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h2obling

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I armbarred Rickson Gracie. He enjoyed it

 

• Feb 21, 2013

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FAN

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Aegis really likes that thing I do with my cheeks.

 

• Feb 21, 2013

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JakubG

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I am cool.

 

• Feb 21, 2013

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Sidewalk3:16

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I am god

Oh wait, you said a lie, sorry.


I am not god

 

• Feb 21, 2013

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h_sin4789

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Saz and I have been having an affair for the last 6 months. We only meet in a car park in High Wycombe, Saz wearing a clown suit, me dressed as a giant daffodil.

 

• Feb 21, 2013

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SlappyII

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I got in trouble at work for force feeding a customer a whole jar of horseradish after he knocked over my display of pineapples.

 

• Feb 21, 2013

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TumbledownTeddy

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Me, and every other member of MAP apart from YOU are but the same person with hundreds of profiles.
I have discussions with myself and YOU to satisfy my sense of self-being.

 

• Feb 21, 2013

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missbellacherie

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I wrote every item on the Chuck Norris badassness list. That's how badass I am.

 

• Feb 21, 2013

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engineergirl

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I am doing just fine.

 

• Feb 21, 2013

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eddie_is_revolution

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I believe Wry is just fine.

 

• Feb 21, 2013

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Jonaslove195

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The above is a blatant lie

 

• Feb 21, 2013

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AyeshaC

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I am a regular poster and give great advice and post loads of interesting topics

 

• Feb 21, 2013

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itsallgood

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George Bush is the greatest president we have ever had.

 

• Feb 21, 2013

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cyrineMC

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Arent you meant to be lying

 

• Feb 21, 2013

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Enixrayne

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Their are three mistakes in this sentunce.


think about it...

 

• Feb 21, 2013

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cena29

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I know exactly waht this maens

 

• Feb 21, 2013

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crystalheart

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Your grasp of the english language is impeccable.

 

• Feb 21, 2013

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cherrybabe

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I well and truly relish the experience when a yank tries to teach me how to speak "english"

 

• Feb 21, 2013

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hockeyhottie898

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Hey man.. the only thing England ever gave to america that was worth something was the pint glass.