I shot a neighbors window out and the cop came to book me but then they were like "we dont want to press charges"
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I shot a neighbors window out and the cop came to book me but then they were like "we dont want to press charges"
Yeah... smuggling illegal immigrants across the Mexican border...
A couple world cups ago i was about 15 and went to some bar in old town to watch extreme midget wrestling....well they noticed that i was about 5'4 and drinking a beer out of a straw (gay yet sly at the same time) and i got cuffed.
nope, I'm just too cool :dodgy:
You know those giant matts that those athletic jumpers use to land on after running towards it with a javelin like stick and clearing the obstacle above it ?
Well back in Germany, in the school I went to, we had a gym on the army installation, and in it, was a squash room ( in the back of it ) with these matts in it, I would say about 6 or 7. Stairs were in the squash room for spectators to go up and watch the game, about what.... 15 feet to 20 feet up.....
My friends and I loved jumping down them onto the matts, we did some stupid shit.... so one day after class my friend stuck a rock in the back room door so it would be unlocked, and we sneaked in after school hours and jumped around.....
Well one asshole walked towards the front and someone saw him, called the cops... we didnt know until a cop peeked in and next thing you know, there were about 6 cops running around the building.....
Stupid me tried to run outside and hop the fence. One of us stayed inside under the matt, only one who didnt get caught.
We just got a lecture though
That's it? Really?
Nope.
Never been caught. OOhhhhhhhhh yeah. I'm a bamfwdgaf
A week or two afterwards we were skating at the skate park with our helmets. We took them off to relax a bit on the half pipe and some little turd skated around without a helmet on and an MP came and arrested us ALL.
Im like dude, I have a freakin helmet, you cant do this to me.
Tried to give us a ticket but couldnt because it was retarded.
you're a real BAMF!!
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