Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

[NelsonS]

granted, but everyone thinks you chopped a poor girls hand off and used her hands as your own

I wish I had Sephiroths Power (FF: Advent Children)

[klutz[:]

Granted. I have Cloud's power, ie: The ability to kill you. My cell phone rings, (FF7 battle ending theme). Game over.

I wish every guy in the world had herpes except me, becuase I am immune to STDs. And since all of the girls know this, none of them have sex with anyone but me.

[AldeelAldee]

granted, but some of the women already had aids, and although immune you become a carrier of it and give it to all the women you have sex with. and your reproductive organ explodes after about a week because it's too many women...

i wish i could go back in time 5 years, and fix some stupid mistakes...

[KerryI]

LAWLZ!1

granted, but your time machine breaks down so your left in between times and you die a horrible death.


I wish I could go back in time and beat the crap outta my biological dad.

[Guppy]

Sorry cant grant that one but i'll grant you the next lottery winner instead.

I wish i was bilingual

[drainitage2]

You are, but in Esperanto and that annoying thing where you put the suffix 'ishnay' after every consonant syllable, making you the most irritating person on the planet.

I wish there was peace on earth.

[Slimjim]

Granted- and because peace prevails there is no need to fight, which means there is no real need for martial arts and self defence, now what you gonna do

I wish i was an olympic gold medalist

[p0rtside]

granted, but then after a while you return to being a no body


I wish I've mastered all the moves in Soul Calibur 3 (so far i've only mastered only 50% of alll of them)

[hellomms]

granted, but then you will have no life and all ull be is a nerd playing soul calibur



i wish i went into pro boxing and defeated pacquiao and become the world champion